They use him as bait to attract girls, but women think they are a gay couple. When Monica rushes Ross to the emergency room after he suffers an allergic reaction, Chandler and Joey babysit Ross' baby son, Ben. Monica, Ross, and Chandler see Hootie & the Blowfish for Ross's birthday.
Newly-promoted Monica is fired after accepting "gifts" from her restaurant's meat supplier, it being against restaurant policy regarding kickbacks. Income disparity issues divide the friends: the more affluent Ross, Chandler, and Monica versus the less-well-off Phoebe, Rachel, and Joey. When a sexy-sounding woman calls the wrong number, Chandler seeks to exploit the situation, with ultimately embarrassing results. "The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant" Rachel, wanting to keep them apart, advises they abstain, while Joey gives Ross the opposite advice. Ross seeks relationship advice from Rachel after revealing that he and Julie have not slept together yet. Interesting facts are revealed about the others: Joey starred in a porn film and Chandler has a third nipple.
Duncan says he realized he is not gay and wants to marry someone else. Phoebe is excited when he wants to see her, then is crushed that he wants a divorce.
She married him so he could obtain a green card. The gang is amazed that Phoebe has been secretly married to a gay Canadian ice dancer named Duncan ( Steve Zahn). Panicked, he calls Janice and arranges to meet her, only to be shocked when she shows up married and pregnant. Heckles', believes he will also die alone. Chandler, noticing similarities between his life and Mr. Ross and Phoebe argue over the theory of evolution. Heckles, suddenly dies, leaving them all his belongings, which is nothing but junk that they have to dispose of. Rachel and Monica's downstairs neighbour, Mr. When Chandler refuses to date a woman from work, claiming her nostrils are too big, the gang claim this is always his way to avoid serious relationships. At his department store job, Joey competes with a fellow cologne spritzer for a beautiful colleague's ( Emily Procter) affection. Rachel resents Monica's growing friendship with Julie, though Monica feels obligated to spend time with her brother's girlfriend. The situation is made worse by Joey and Phoebe tasting the milk. The guys are uncomfortable by seeing Carol breastfeeding Ben. Ross' constant talk about Julie upsets Rachel, who spends the night with her old lover, Paolo. He tells Joey who naively believes that is the normal procedure. Joey takes Chandler to his tailor for a new suit, but while measuring his inseam, the man touches Chandler inappropriately. She misunderstands Monica's wishes and gives her a haircut like Dudley Moore instead of Demi Moore. Phoebe initially refuses, knowing Monica's obsessive perfectionism, but finally relents. When Phoebe gives Joey and Chandler haircuts, Monica wants one. Chandler then feels guilty for advising Ross to get over Rachel. Rachel goes to the airport to meet Ross and tell him she cares for him, unaware he is returning with Julie ( Lauren Tom), who he reconnected with in China and is now dating.